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Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three o'clock.
Julie: Oh,no!
Counsellor: What's the matter?
Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?
A pocket watch.
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He wanted to have a hot time.
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get it fixed.
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
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