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What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding.'
'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?
Because she felt like killing time.
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
She wanted to be on time.
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